playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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