am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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