I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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