She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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