is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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