I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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