ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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