i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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