so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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