do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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