he puts the penis in happiness.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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