Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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