belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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