i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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