My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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