I'm jealous of your bromance
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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