I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
How external is "for external use only"?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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