so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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