you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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