And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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