If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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