I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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