So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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