so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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