you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
