Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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