Your tits are I can't wait for
North Korea, Best Korea!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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