What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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