Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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