your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We named our party play list daddy issues
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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