i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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