I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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