like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
God, you're like boner-b-gone
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Can I color on your dick again?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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