jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
