Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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