on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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