I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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