I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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