I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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