that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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