dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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