Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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