Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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