so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
