i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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