So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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