Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
