Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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