Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Oh god it's open bar.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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