i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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