Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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