i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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