We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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