Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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