Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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