No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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